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More Farrah from the June 17 Cyber Sleaze

FARRAH FAWCETT is back in the spotlight because of her embarrassing appearance on the LATE SHOW.

An American magazine claims Fawcett, who talked incoherently to talkshow host DAVID LETTERMAN on last Friday's fiasco, is struggling through a drug agony. The NATIONAL ENQUIRER says friends of the CHARLIE'S ANGELS stunner are so worried about her spaced-out behavior that they have blitzed her Los Angeles home in search of drugs. They also claim pals have been urging the 1970s sex symbol to book herself into drugs rehabilitation.

But Fawcett, who says she was just having fun on her debut appearance with Letterman, has hit back at the allegations. Her spokeswoman CINDY GUAGENTI says, "Miss Fawcett is outraged by these false allegations. The story is completely made up using nonexistent and anonymous sources.

She is currently examining her legal options with her attorney with regard to filing a lawsuit against the National Enquirer."

Crystal Was Pilot of Letterman's Oscar Ride

From USA Today, March 26, 1997
  David Letterman and his "Uma/Oprah" gag bombed at the Oscars two years ago, but both got a great reception during a Billy Crystal gag reel on Monday's telecast.

  Letterman taped his bit -- he was flying in The English Patient plane while advising host Crystal to resurrect the Uma/Oprah joke, only to crash -- last week in New York.

  "It was Crystal's idea," said Late Show producer Rob Burnett. "They gave us five or six possible jokes for Dave, and he more or less settled on Uma and Oprah."

  "We have a pretty good sense of when things are funny, and the idea of Dave making fun of his appearance seemed like a very funny joke," Burnett said. "To go back and make fun of himself took a great amount of courage and was very gracious on his part."

  "Ironically," Burnett said, "this is the type of thing that he's involved in daily for Late Show."

  "I'm always on the other side of the equation -- calling a celebrity and saying, 'Oh, you've got to come on the show and do this. It'd be hilarious.' They say, 'That's the last thing I want to do,' and I say, 'That's the best thing for you to do.' "

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Aaron Barnhart's Late Show News Museum an archive of Late Show News stories
Aaron Barnhart's Top Ten List ArchiveThe archive is now incorporated in Daveware. more about the fancy lad himself. Read with your www browser. server doesn't get this one. server doesn't get this one, either.
Another Bad Late Show with David Letterman Web PageBeware of Java Script - crashes my computer.
Artman's Tribute to David Lettermancreative design - no idea who Artman is!
A Tribute To David LettermanJohn Sanford's page is back!
Bantam's Top Ten Book Adnothing earth-shaking here
Best of Letterman 1993by Dean Adams - episode summaries for the year
Big Look Management Pagehas biographies of several Late Show regulars
Bob Sokol and Amyl on Stupid Pet Tricks Pagethe saga of his pet's appearance
Bookmarks of the Rich and FamousJack Lyon's funny collection of Letterman-related links
Bosco's San Fran Reportlog of the May 8 SF show -- I was there, too!
Brian W.'s David Letterman Pageby Brian W. "Ptomaine"
Bubba's Late Show Pageby Bubba, of course - He's put a lot into this site!
Cabin Boy Home PageOh man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!
Calvert DeForest - A Tributeby Kevin Nagle - lots of pictures of Calvert in action
Calvert DeForest's Home Page Call him Calvert or call him he is. a fun page
Calvert's "What's Going on in This Picture?"Don't miss these captions.  Add your own!
Catherine's Home PageCatherine Gallagher, civilian, tries to get a guest spot
CBS Dave's Lines of the WeekQuote the most powerful man in American broadcasting.
CBS Faces of Daveaction photos of TV Boy his own self
CBS Late Show in San Francisco PageLook sharp and you'll see my fifteen minutes of fame!
CBS Late Show Main Home Page This is it...the granddaddy of 'em all.
CBS Late Show Who's Whobrief bios and pictures of LSDL regulars
CBS Late Show WWW Ticket OrdersHere's the network's new on-line order page.
CBS Store On-Line CatalogWear Late Show apparel. Look important.
CBS Top Ten List Archive 19971997 TTLs by date - the most recent first
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CBS Top Ten List Archive 19941994 TTLs by date - the most recent first
CBS Top Ten List Archive 19931993 TTLs by date - the most recent first
CBS Top Ten List Search EngineI find it works best if you enter only one key word.
CelebSite: David Lettermanhas some very basic biographical info
Chat Room for Letterman Fansby Jamie Chvotkin - Go to "private room" and type "letterman".
Chris Elliott Appreciation PageThe guy under the seats finally gets a life.
Chris Elliott on Late Night with David Lettermanby Dean Adams - a timeline of Chris's skits on the big show
Dan's Late Show Trip ReportDan Page reports for audience duty, May 8, 1997
Dave is the Late Show God PageJamie Chvotkin restates the obvious.
Dave Lettermanby Jenny H.?
Dave's Chat Roomby Brian Deal - Peak chat action is an hour before the show.
Dave's Dave Page by Dave Porter - a very nice layout
Dave's Late Show Pageby David Guild, creator of the Fatstar 7000
Dave's Screen Saverby Brian Deal - download here
Daveware by Aaron Barnhart - odds and ends of fun stuff
David Homme de Lettreby Lisa Moretti - brand lookin' English, even
David Letterman FilmographyNeed details on Cabin Boy ?
David Letterman for Presidentby Eric Fountain - contribute your own reason to elect D.L.
David Letterman Interview© 1996 Das Magazin nothing earth shaking
David Letterman Interviews MadonnaGreg Greenberg's uncensored transcription
David Letterman Mailing ListBecome a subscriber by clicking this e-mail link.
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Dear Dave: Oh, John Cady - letters he never sent
Did Letterman Use His Hypnotic Eye?© 1996 ParaScope Biff's Hypnosis...real or fake?
Episode Guide - First Yearby Tim Veatch - Aug. 1993 to Aug. 1994
Episode Guide - 1996 - 1997 by Christopher Johnson - Dec. 1995 to present
Everybody Loves G├╝nther by Kevin Nagle - featuring the new comedy smash hit
Frequently Asked Questions #1by Aaron Barnhart - read before posting to
Frequently Asked Questions #2by Kevin Nagle - general topics / fun things to know and tell
Got a Question? Letterman Has an Irreverent Answer.© 1996 Houston Chronicle
Hello Deli - Rupert JeeFinally...someone spelled his name correctly.
Hiram BullockHiram rocked with Paul in the early years
I Met Daveby Sara J. Brenneis
I Met David LettermanLetterman's Brush with Greatness (meeting Lisa Moretti)
Internet Movie Database: LSDLcrew names, basic info most fans already know
Jenny's Dave Letterman Pageby Jenny H.
Justin and Jeff Do New York Citybehind the scenes with the staff
Karyn's Page O' Dave Linksby Karyn in Boston
Kevin Davidson's David Letterman Home Pageby Kevin Davidson - has some nice quality video captures
Kevin Nagle's Fan Page a wide variety of Late Show fun stuff
Kimberley's Letterman PageKimberley Sitterley's page rescued by Elizabeth
Late Night's Letterman Caught Speedinga newspaper story from 2/21/96 on Team Rahal
Late "Night" with David Letterman© 1996 Calgary Television - a few sound and AVI clips
Late Show Catch Phrases by Mark Hendren
Late Show e-mail address (for feedback - not tickets)Send ticket requests by postcard or using this form.
Late Show in S. Barbara Hanly
Late Show Merchandise Catalog© 1996 Ebbets Field licensed by Worldwide Pants
Late Show Sound Clips PageLate Show audio treasures in .wav format
Late Show Soundsvery few, very brief selections
Late Show Ticket Exchangenegotiate (beg and plead) for highly-coveted LS tickets
Late Show with David Letterman TV Database © 1996 Sun Media - Late Show news stories
Lebbo's Dave Page nice collection ofpics of memorable LSDL moments
LETTERFAN2's Pageby Megan from Iowa
Letterman caricature 1artist's conception of Dave on Vivarin®
Letterman caricature 2© 1996 ExtraordinAir Art, Inc.
Letterman caricature 3artist unknown - a good one
Letterman caricature 4 (skunk eye)by Chris White - good ones of other people here
Letterman-O-Rama!The Late Show with Laurence Mixson
Letterman Receives Bribeloot sent by Wahoo, Nebraska to retire Grand Rapids
Letterman's Oscars© 1995 Hachette Filipacchi Magazines behind-the-scenes story
Manny the Hippy Pagelots of newspaper articles about our film reviewer on hiatus
Manny the Hippy WebsiteGet updates on Manny. / Write letters to him in the slammer.
Marilyn Sargent's Pathetic Page outstanding page, with gorgeous pics of Marilyn her own self
Mark Hendren's Unofficial Late Show Page Late Show facts, links and general info!
Maxx and Marilyn at the Ed Two fun-loving Limo Ladies get on camera on the Big Show
Maybeso320's PageI learned (unfortunately) what a basket is.
Mujibur and Sirajul Biographyby Big Look Management "Very nice."
Mujibur and Sirajul Unofficial Home PageParty with your buds from K & L's Rock America. "Very nice."
My Trip to See DaveKevin Nagle reports for audience duty on August 19, 1995
On the Web: David Lettermanby Ryan Massanz
Nagel's Late Show with DL Page(not Kevin Nagle) has videos to trade
Pictures from the Big Showcompliments of David L. Smith
Sam's Land of Daveoniaby Sam, it seems
Sparky Does Lettermanaction photo of Mr. Mortimer on assignment
The Dave Cave by Aaron Barnhart - re: Letterman archivist Don Giller (Donz5).
The David Letterman Pageby Andreas Magnusson - pictures, sounds and links
The David Letterman Pageby Jason Rafferty - nice look to the page
The I Worship David Letterman Home Page by David L. Smith  Don't miss his pictures page.
The Late Show ExperienceBenny Hsu's account of the June 19, 1996 taping
The Letterman Hall of Haircutsby Andy Ihnatko. Ha! I told you it's not a toupee.
THE Most Powerful Man in American Broadcastingby Brian Deal - brand page!
The Rest of David Letterman by Marshall Hays - voted the #1 Letterman site
The Unauthorized Late Show Web Pageby Justin Crowley
The World's Most Dangerous Sidekick© 1995 Shift  a nice write-up on Paul
Top Ten Lists Available by EmailTop Tens by list server, compliments of Jeff Pelletier.
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Top Ten Lists That Mention Dan Quaylecompiled by Mel Walker
Top Ten Lists Translated to Germanby Karim Senoucci, Garry Glendown and David Elliot
Upcoming Guests on Late Night Talk Showsfrom the desk of Sue Trowbridge
Virus's Late Show Fan Pageitems borrowed from CBS and Marshall Hays
Wayne Haseltine's Pants Across America Pagethe epic journey of his britches - Nationwide Pants, if you will
Yahoo's Letterman WWW SearchJust try to beat me in finding a new link!
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