| 2/15/99 | gristle |
| 2/16/99 | magnesium |
| 2/18/99 | hydraulic |
| 2/19/99 | buttress |
| 2/23/99 | bobcat |
| 2/24/99 | barnacle |
| 2/25/99 | corpuscular ($900) |
| 2/26/99 | combustible ($1000) |
| 3/01/99 | convection ($1100) |
| 3/02/99 | saluki ($1200) |
| 3/03/99 | luggage ($1300) |
| 3/04/99 | viscous ($1400) |
| 3/05/99 | melancholia ($1500) |
| 3/22/99 | lederhosen ($1600) |
| 3/23/99 | ionosphere ($1700) |
| 3/24/99 | skipjack ($1800) |
| 3/25/99 | bilious ($1900) |
| 3/26/99 | elliptical ($2000) |
| 3/29/99 | meniscus ($100) |
| 3/30/99 | taconite ($200) |
| 3/31/99 | sociopathic ($300) |
| 4/01/99 | (made up): nemonurwingy / (real): balloon ($400) |
| 4/02/99 | mahogany ($500) |
| 4/05/99 | flange ($600) |
| 4/06/99 | millipede ($700) |
| 4/08/99 | ischemia ($800) |
| 4/09/99 | couldn't find any record of one |
| 4/12/99 | diplopia ($1000) |
| 4/13/99 | hegemony ($1100) / Dave doubles the jackpot to $2200. |
| 4/14/99 | quadricentennial ($2300) / Dave increases the jackpot to $100,000,000, then $150,000,000. |
| 4/15/99 | melon ($2400) |
| 4/16/99 | tubular ($2500) |
| 4/26/99 | kitty ($2600) |
| 4/27/99 | Dave claims there was a Secret Word winner last night. He brings out "Marlene DiBenedetto" (with Andrea Sande), hat ($100) |
| 4/28/99 | boat ($200) |
| 4/29/99 | carrot ($300) |
| 5/03/99 | Dave pays $200 to an audience babe for the Secret Word, thimble. |
| 5/04/99 | incinerate ($100) |
| 5/05/99 | undershirt ($200) |
| 5/06/99 | "Marlene DiBenedetto" (Jude Brennan, a.k.a. Rita Buttgas) wins the Secret Word again for last night. / Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly present the $200 check. |
| 5/10/99 | ball ($200) |
| 5/11/99 | stick ($300) |
| 5/12/99 | winky ($400) |
| 5/13/99 | Dave brings out seven guys (including Michael Z. McIntee) who "won" the Secret Word $400 last night (with Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande). / scooter ($100) |
| 5/17/99 | Dave discusses a New York Post article about the Secret Word. / molar ($200) |
| 5/18/99 | polymer ($300) |
| 5/19/99 | turf ($400) |
| 5/20/99 | Alan ($500) |
| 5/24/99 | announcer ($600) |
| 5/25/99 | asparagus ($100) / "Marlene DiBenedetto" (Jude Brennan) claims her $600 from yesterday. |
| 5/26/99 | angiology ($200) (angiography also acceptable) |
| 5/27/99 | We see tape of Jay Johnson winning the Secret Word last night (with Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly). / litmus ($100) |
| 5/28/99 | bituminous ($200) |
| 6/07/99 | emetic ($300) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
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| 6/08/99 | escarpment ($400) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/09/99 | whippy ($100) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) / Jude Brennan as Barbara Sanchez (last night's winner, with Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly and a functional Hosie Cow) |
| 6/10/99 | inflammation ($200) |
| 6/11/99 | dick ($300) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/14/99 | amputation ($400) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/15/99 | dick (rejected), then bunny ($500) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/16/99 | pigment ($600) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/17/99 | tourniquet ($700) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/18/99 | whipknockvonwhipknocky (changed to newt) ($800) (sponsored by Hosie Cow) |
| 6/21/99 | rodeo ($100) (sponsored by Larry King, who looks like an owl) / Jude Brennan as ASE winner Rita Buttgas / Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande present the check. |
| 6/22/99 | gaberdine ($200) (sponsored by Larry King) |
| 6/23/99 | entropic ($300) (sponsored by Larry King) |
| 6/24/99 | linguini ($400) (sponsored by Larry King, who looks like an owl) |
| 6/25/99 | peptide ($500) (sponsored by Larry King / owl footage) |
| 6/28/99 | bird ($600) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's World Cup Soccer Team -- "They're hotter than a dancing bobcat with its ass on fire!") |
| 6/29/99 | oozing ($700) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's U. S. World Cup Soccer Team) / Jude Brennan as Montana park ranger Rita Buttgas (winner of the Tournament of Champions) (with Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande) |
| 6/30/99 | outside cam for the line of the people to play Secret Word, peripatetic ($800) (sponsored by the U. S. Women's Soccer Team) (also sponsored by Larry King - He looks like an owl) |
| 7/01/99 | highoeyazmuhoodhee ($900) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, and Larry King) |
| 7/02/99 | pony ($1000) (sponsored by David Letterman's Women's U. S. World Cup Soccer Team, and Larry King) |
| 7/05/99 | one hot mother (the rest was blurred out) (sponsored by Women's World Cup Soccer, Dan Quayle and Larry King) |
| 7/06/99 | neoprene ($1200) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, Dan Quayle and Larry King) |
| 7/07/99 | pestilence (no prize mentioned) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer) Later in the program, Dave announces the Secret Word jackpot = $1300. (sponsored by Dan Quayle, U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer and Larry King) |
| 7/08/99 | prick ($1400) (sponsored by U. S. Women's World Cup Soccer, Dan Quayle, Larry King and owls) |
| 7/19/99 | sphygmomanometer ($1500) (sponsored by Larry King and Dan Quayle) |
| 7/20/99 | pie ($100) (sponsored by Quayle and Larry King) / Dave brings out SW three-time-winner Rita Buttgas (Jude Brennan). Paul interrupts and pronounces Rita's name correctly. Andrea Sande brings out the $1500 check. |
| 7/21/99 | mommy ($200) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton and Larry King) |
| 7/22/99 | meehnkee ($200) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton, Larry King and owls) |
| 7/23/99 | Paul interrogates Dave about the Secret Word. Dave tells Paul, "I'm tired of being held hostage by your psychotic delusions." / throb ($400) (sponsored by Hillary Clinton and Larry King) |
| 6/21/00 | [Campaign 2000: sponsored by sauce, Jude Brennan returns as Alan's Secret Word champion Rita Buttgas, played on with "Hey, Jude." Rita tells how a grizzly bear disemboweled her husband.. Maria had nothing.] |
| 9/30/14 | radish |
